The Great Offense: a.k.a. the state of Arizona v. Loretz

$69.00

This is the true-crime story about how an English teacher beat the state of Arizona in a criminal case. What was his crime? Not wearing a face mask at the Hamilton musical. Not wearing a face mask isn’t illegal, so they trumped up the charges and arrested the teacher on two counts of assault, trespassing, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

How did he win? Find out how as the defendant shamelessly bares it all.

The $69 price tag means this book is not for everybody. It’s designated for those who appreciate nuance and get off on the details. It’s the true-crime story behind the fake news headlines. As the reader, you get to play judge and jury to determine whether or not the criminal defendant is innocent of the crimes or if he pulled a fast one on the state prosecutors.

Final words of warning: the story is called “The Great Offense,” so don’t be surprised when it lives up to its’ name.

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This is the true-crime story about how an English teacher beat the state of Arizona in a criminal case. What was his crime? Not wearing a face mask at the Hamilton musical. Not wearing a face mask isn’t illegal, so they trumped up the charges and arrested the teacher on two counts of assault, trespassing, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

How did he win? Find out how as the defendant shamelessly bares it all.

The $69 price tag means this book is not for everybody. It’s designated for those who appreciate nuance and get off on the details. It’s the true-crime story behind the fake news headlines. As the reader, you get to play judge and jury to determine whether or not the criminal defendant is innocent of the crimes or if he pulled a fast one on the state prosecutors.

Final words of warning: the story is called “The Great Offense,” so don’t be surprised when it lives up to its’ name.

This is the true-crime story about how an English teacher beat the state of Arizona in a criminal case. What was his crime? Not wearing a face mask at the Hamilton musical. Not wearing a face mask isn’t illegal, so they trumped up the charges and arrested the teacher on two counts of assault, trespassing, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

How did he win? Find out how as the defendant shamelessly bares it all.

The $69 price tag means this book is not for everybody. It’s designated for those who appreciate nuance and get off on the details. It’s the true-crime story behind the fake news headlines. As the reader, you get to play judge and jury to determine whether or not the criminal defendant is innocent of the crimes or if he pulled a fast one on the state prosecutors.

Final words of warning: the story is called “The Great Offense,” so don’t be surprised when it lives up to its’ name.

Fake News Reviews:

“Personally, I think the main character is a douchebag, but he made me laugh.”

—Haywood Jablowme

“I wasn’t a fan of e-books until now…. The author was very clever how he used hyperlinks in his storytelling, connecting his narrative to bonus material and footage (e.g. witness testimony and his infamous short video presentation entitled ‘Exhibit A’.)”

—Uma King-Mehard

“It’s the story of a true, quixotic hero, except instead of fighting windmills, he’s fighting face masks. It’s, quite frankly, a masterpiece. I have never heard of this author, so I think it’s safe to say that this is the author’s piece de resistance. “

—Sandi Klitz

“This man’s story has a lot to say about fake news. The defendant is living testimony that things are seldom what they seem to be on the surface.”

—Barry McCockinnit

“I loved all the little easter eggs that were hidden throughout (in the hyperlinks). The video of the defendant playing basketball had me rolling.”

—Mike Oochiehurtz

“I LOLed a lot.”

—Hugh Jasbolz

“I must say, the author could not have given this story a better title. It was greatly offensive…If you want to know what it felt like for Dwight Howard when he got dunked on by Kobe, read this book.”

— Alotta Fagina

“I used to hate people who I would see not wearing face masks. I’m actually ashamed of myself for feeling like that now, and I won’t be wearing a mask again.”

—Ivana Cummard

“The author certainly made his point, but he might have crossed the line in doing so.”

—Mya Nutsmell